Anonymous asked: Who doesn't hate Brooke?
No one!!
Why We Hate Brooke Reason #13
Brooke’s strict diet of goldfish water is starting to get out of control.
Why We Hate Brooke Reason #12
Brooke knows how to get to Sesame Street—she just refuses to tell anyone.
Why We Hate Brooke Reason #11:
When it comes to lipstick, she just doesn’t know when to stop.
Why We Hate Brooke Reason #10:
For Brooke, merriment is a struggle.
Why We Hate Brooke Reason #9:
Double dipping is the least of your worries when Brooke is around.
Why We Hate Brooke Reason #8:
Brooke considers sleeping an extreme sport.
Why We Hate Brooke Reason #7:
Brooke is the Cruella De Vil of lobsters. If she doesn’t scare you, no evil thing will.
Why We Hate Brooke Reason #6:
9 out of 10 specialists agree, Brooke’s head is much too large.
Why We Hate Brooke Reason #5:
Brooke fails to realize that a real 19th century dandy wouldn’t be caught dead with a gift card.
